They are really here..... AGAIN
My people at work know I made cookies last year, so I'll have to start baking again. A nasty little rumor has been going around about how delicious they were. So now everyone expects it.
People say I'm the nice one. Grrrrr, I tell them it's all lies. And that I want the names of these  people ruining my rep.
We have a new manager over us again. *facepalm*
Every manager comes in saying the same thing. Every manager leaves. It all boils down  to  "Ask Death".  These fools leave in me in charge. 
If I ever do make my own cafe, I will have a ton of employees to choose from.